CRASHBOARD (education / entertainment, NOT financial advice)

A barometer, not a forecast

Crashboard takes forty-three measures of financial stress, folds them into two numbers, and paints the screen by where today sits against every day since 1998. This guide explains what you are looking at, and what the two numbers are not.

The two numbers

Almost everything in the app is built from two readings. They answer different questions, they are built from completely separate evidence, and they are allowed to disagree — the disagreement is often the most interesting thing on the screen.

Conditions Now

How do things stand today?

Credit spreads, market turbulence, bank distress, job losses, overnight funding, mortgage distress and eight more. Fourteen measures of what is happening right now.

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Conditions Ahead

How are the coming months shaping up?

Borrowing costs, the yield curve, lending standards, equity valuation, house prices, corporate debt and sixteen more. Twenty-two measures of pressure building underneath.

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No indicator appears in both. That matters: when one lens moves and the other does not, it is because different evidence is pointing in different directions, not because of an accounting quirk.

Each reading runs from −1 to +1, though in practice both live in a much narrower range — which is why the app prints a σ figure beside every score, saying how unusual today is against the past 28 years, rather than asking you to judge whether −0.377 is a big number.

Reading the screen

Here is the app on an ordinary day. Nothing is hidden behind a menu; the whole model is on one page. The notes below key to it, top to bottom.

The main screen A day the lenses disagree 14 October 2026
Crashboard on iPad. A bold first line reading AHEAD running far below NOW, under it a line reading only 10% of AHEAD days in 28 years read lower, the date 14 October 2026, and a bar reading Free full access, 7 days left. Below those, two readings — Conditions Now at plus 0.121 and Conditions Ahead at minus 0.292 — side by side on vertical scales marked in standard deviations, a panel of global stress by region beneath them, a switch that chooses which lens the charts show, a key naming the five colour bands, and daily history back to 1998.
AHEAD running far below NOW. The present lens reads +0.121, a little above an ordinary day; the forward lens reads −0.292, well below one. There is no verdict line any more — on a day the two disagree the screen leads with the gap, because the gap is the reading.
  1. The first line, and the colour The whole background is one number — the Conditions Ahead reading, coloured from green to red by where it sits against the record. You can tell what the app thinks from across the room without reading a digit. Above it, on a day the two lenses disagree, a line names which of them is the lower one; on an ordinary day there is nothing large there at all, which is deliberate.
  2. The two readings, side by side Each lens stands on its own vertical scale, marked once per standard deviation of its own twenty-eight years, and shows its score, how far from an ordinary day that is, and a plain-English verdict. Putting them next to each other is the point: the gap between them is as informative as either number.
  3. Around the world The OFR stress index for the United States, other advanced economies and emerging markets. This is not our number: the figures are the OFR's own, with only the sign turned over so that higher reads better here as it does everywhere else, and it is free. "% Calm" says how much of the past 26 years was more stressed than today.
  4. One lens at a time The switch under the world panel chooses which lens everything below it describes — the recent months, the whole record and the indicator table. The verdict and the colour above it are computed from Conditions Ahead whichever side the switch is on.
  5. The recent past Six months of the lens you have chosen, each band coloured by where that day ranked against all 28 years. A washed-out stretch means the panel was split, not that nothing happened.
  6. The whole record Twenty-eight years in one strip. Drag to scan, pick a date, or jump straight to the dot-com bust, 2008 or COVID with the buttons on the right.
  7. What is driving it Under the charts, every indicator, what it reads in its own terms, and what that contributes to the score. These are separate on purpose: "World Uncertainty, high, −0.12" tells you both that uncertainty is elevated and that it is barely moving the needle. Faint rows are waiting on their next data release, not unimportant.
  8. Now and Ahead together At the foot of the screen, the forward lens slid forward over the present one, with the market's own fall from its peak underneath. If the split works, Ahead should run in front; the slider lets you decide by how much.

Three days

The fastest way to learn the app is to visit three days. Every screen below is the same app, the same indicators and the same arithmetic. Only the date is different.

Ahead low2006-05-01
Crashboard on 1 May 2006, salmon, leading with the line AHEAD running far below NOW.
Now +0.158 (+0.7σ), Ahead −0.364 (−2.1σ). The forward lens is alarmed while the present one reads comfortably normal, and the screen leads with the gap rather than with either number. Seventeen months before the S&P 500 peaked.
Now low2007-10-01
Crashboard on 1 October 2007, olive, leading with the line NOW running far below AHEAD.
Now −0.372 (−1.6σ), Ahead −0.069 (−0.4σ). The same disagreement the other way up, on the day the S&P 500 peaked: the present lens has gone and the forward one has stood down. Which lens leads the screen is itself the reading.
Today2026-10-14
Crashboard on 14 October 2026, salmon, leading with the line AHEAD running far below NOW.
Now +0.121 (+0.5σ), Ahead −0.292 (−1.7σ). The same shape as the first panel, on a live reading rather than a remembered one: the present unremarkable, the forward lens well under it, and the screen saying so in its first line.

The middle screen is the one worth sitting with. On 6 March 2020 the forward lens read comfortably better than the present one, which was already registering stress: policy had moved, and cheap money genuinely does read as a supportive setup. Both were true when they were taken, and the fastest drawdown in the record began within the fortnight. A single number would have had to pick one of the two and would have been wrong either way — and the forward lens, left to speak alone, was wrong here about as loudly as it can be. That is the case to keep in mind whenever it reads well.

Colour, σ, and the five verdicts

σ means "how unusual". Zero is an average day. −1σ is worse than about 84% of days in the record; −2σ is worse than about 97%. It says rare without pretending to say likely.

The verdicts are cut by rank, not by round numbers. They are the middle half and the middle ninety per cent — the same two intervals a box plot draws — so the alarm state covers one day in twenty, deliberately. Note that five bands are not fifths: a dashboard that calls one day in five a crisis has taught you to ignore it.

Crisisworst 5% of days
Strainednext 20%
Normalmiddle 50%
Calmnext 20%
Exceptionalbest 5%

The history strips use the same five colours, a week at a time. Colour steps where the verdict steps, so a change of shade on a strip is a change of verdict and nothing finer. The shades move in brightness as well as hue, which is what keeps them apart for the very large number of readers who cannot separate red from green.

Understanding its output

The most useful thing to know about Crashboard is what its two numbers are not. They are not prices, not an index and not a portfolio. They measure the plumbing — credit spreads, funding costs, lending standards, employment, borrowing costs — and the plumbing does not move in step with the market.

The two readings relate to each other

Conditions Ahead measures pressure building; Conditions Now measures what has arrived. If the split works, Ahead should run in front. This chart does not try to show that. Both lines are drawn on the day each one was actually read, with nothing slid, and on those terms they sit within half a standard deviation of each other on forty-six per cent of the days drawn, crossing sixteen times. Sliding the forward line to the right would make them agree more closely — markedly so around eighteen months — and that is exactly why it is not done here: a picture slid until it looks convincing cannot be evidence for itself. Exhibit 7 of the white paper makes the lag argument properly, by running the same comparison backwards as a control and reporting each half of the record separately.

Chart A Ahead against Now, unshifted Now Ahead
+1σ 0σ -1σ -2σ -3σ 2000 2005 2010 2015 2020 2025 ↑ better 2008-9 GFC
Both lines are smoothed, so they show the shape of each cycle rather than daily noise. Higher is better. Each line is drawn against its own average, which is what lets the two shapes be compared at all: the forward lens sits at a lower level than the present one, and that difference would otherwise be the only thing on the chart. Zero here is therefore each line’s own average, not the no-net-pressure zero of the readings in the app. Both are six-month averages centred on the day they describe, so each line stops about three months short of the record and a sharp recent move barely shows: the right-hand end is not the latest reading, and will usually be the milder of the two. They rise and fall together through the dot-com cycle, the calm 2010s and the tightening of 2022–23. The shaded stretch is where they came apart — the present reading fell further in 2008 than anything the forward lens had registered, at any shift.

Neither one is the stock market

Here is the same chart with US equities laid underneath — how far the market had fallen from its previous high, on the right-hand scale. This is the comparison worth studying, because it separates two things that look identical on a news ticker.

Chart B The same lines, with US equities underneath Now Ahead, 12 mo earlier Market fall from its high
+1σ 0σ -1σ -2σ -3σ 2000 2005 2010 2015 2020 2025 ↑ better 0% -20% -40% -60% 2008-9 GFC
Gold shading is the market's fall from its running peak. Equity data: OECD broad US share price index, monthly averages, so the dips are shallower here than the daily extremes. OECD (2026), Share Prices for United States, OECD Data Explorer, https://data-explorer.oecd.org/ (accessed on 14 October 2026), retrieved from FRED, Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis, series SPASTT01USM661N.
Two market falls that meant completely different things
EpisodeMarket fellConditions NowWhat it was
2008–09−53%−3.0σ A dislocation. Credit, funding and employment broke at the same time, and prices followed. Both readings went to the floor.
2022−18%+0.1 to +0.8σ A repricing. Shares got cheaper because rates rose. Credit, funding and employment stayed fine, so Conditions Now never once left positive territory all year.

A falling market is not by itself evidence that anything is wrong with the financial system — and a calm market is not evidence that nothing is. Crashboard is built to tell those two apart.

What that means when you open the app

The honest summary

Crashboard tells you where today's conditions rank against twenty-eight years of record, and whether the pressure underneath is building or easing. That is a genuinely useful thing to know, and it is not available at a glance anywhere else.

What it does not do is tell you what happens next. Conditions Ahead reached the lowest reading of its entire record in June 2006, two years before the crisis — the pressure was real and it was measured, while the scale and the timing were not. About ten crisis episodes in twenty-eight years is nowhere near enough to fit a prediction to, and no prediction has been fitted. One figure in the panel is estimated rather than read, and it is described under the one estimated number below: it estimates what a quarterly figure is today, and says nothing about any day after today. A barometer does not forecast the storm; it measures the pressure that precedes one, and a falling glass is something you act on without anyone claiming to know the future.

What it will not do

Data, privacy and price

Where the numbers come from

Eight United States government sources: Federal Reserve Economic Data, the CFTC, Treasury Fiscal Data, the Office of Financial Research, the FDIC, the EIA, FEMA and the USGS. All public domain. Every indicator is built from those. The equity line in Chart B above is not: it is OECD share-price data, which the OECD permits anyone to republish and asks to be cited for, as it is under the chart. This product uses FHFA data but is neither endorsed nor certified by FHFA. No licensed market data is used or republished, and the app refuses to publish a series it cannot legally carry — a rule enforced in code rather than by good intentions. Full attribution is in the app's About screen and on the home page.

The one estimated number

Every indicator is a formula over figures somebody else published, with a single exception, named here rather than left to be discovered. One of the Conditions Ahead indicators, Equity Valuation, compares the market value of US corporate equities against the size of the economy. The Federal Reserve publishes that market value once a quarter and seventy to a hundred days after the quarter it describes, so the figure spends most of its life months out of date. Between prints Crashboard estimates it from the Office of Financial Research's own daily series, by a regression refit each time a new quarter lands.

Three things about that estimate. It is replaced by the published figure the moment one arrives. It is aged as the quarterly number it stands in for rather than as a fresh reading, so it counts for less the longer the quarter has been closed. And it is an estimate of what that number is today — there is no statement in it about any day in the future, and no other number in the app is estimated at all. The white paper gives the method and how well it does against the prints it stands in for.

What the app knows about you

Nothing. No account, no sign-in, no analytics, no advertising identifier and no tracking of any kind. The app downloads one public data file and does all the arithmetic on your device. See the privacy policy.

Free and paid

Every part of the app is free for the first seven days, from the moment you open it: no card, no sign-up, nothing to tap. It is not a trial of the subscription and does not become one — nothing is charged, nothing renews, and at the end of the week the app returns to the free view. The week is counted per device, so a phone and a tablet each get their own.

Both readings are free and stay free — Conditions Now and Conditions Ahead, with the verdict and the colour computed from them — as is everything present-tense: every indicator behind Conditions Now, the global stress panel, and the whole twenty-eight-year record of it. The subscription unlocks the arithmetic behind Conditions Ahead: its indicator panel and its history, for $29.99 per year, auto-renewing until cancelled. Payment is charged to your Apple Account at confirmation; it renews unless cancelled at least 24 hours before the period ends, and you can manage or cancel it in your Apple Account settings. Cancellation and refunds are covered on the support page.

Important

Crashboard is provided for educational and entertainment purposes only. It is not financial, investment, tax or legal advice, and it is not a recommendation to buy, sell or hold any security or other asset.

Nothing here is personalised to your circumstances. The author is not a licensed financial adviser, broker or investment professional. Consult a qualified professional before making any financial decision.

The readings are one opinionated model built from public data. That data may be delayed, revised, incomplete or wrong, and the model may be wrong even when the data is right. The readings describe conditions as they are measured now and rank them against the record. Past readings are not indicative of future results, and no reading is a forecast.

Provided without warranty of any kind. You are solely responsible for any decision you make.